(WARNING) Avoid consuming any of these dishes including the restaurant offering them:
1. "Five Second Rule" Special of the Day
2. "All You Can Eat" (because somebody else didn't) Dish
3. "Think of it as a Raisin with Legs" Surprise
4. "What You Can't See, Can't Hurt You" Plate
5. "You needed a Day off Work Anyway" Dish
6. " What Doesn't Kill You Only Makes You Stronger" Special
7. "In Some Poorer Countries, That's Considered a Delicacy" Dish
8. "Not Recommended for Young Children or the Elderly" Plate
9. "In 10 Years, You'll Look Back at this and Laugh" Special
10"We Warned the Chef if He Did That Again in the Kitchen We'd Fire Him" Plate.
Preferred Customers, please inquire about our "Thanks for not notifying the health authorities Discount Card."
(Note: Our restaurant policy discourages offering Doggy Bags as contents can be used as evidence)
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